October 10, 2003
Spam Couture Shop Opening

After reading Jonas Galvez' Viagra post I decided to take action myself. So I just opened my Spam Couture shop at Cafe Shops. My first two motives are following in the footsteps of the Oktoberfest classic "Sex Instructor - first lesson free": PENIS ENLARGEMENT PILLS WORK! and PENIS ENLARGEMENT WORKS! ASK FOR A FREE DEMONSTRATION - Of course I will sue anyone who tries to sell pirate prints of these patented slogans!

Posted at October 10, 2003 03:08 PM | Further reading

I got so pissed, I stop the option to receive e-mail on comments posted. But later I found something cool while reading an article through sam wan. The thing was to send me the comment post along with a link to simpley click which says "delete this comment" which is working cool for me. So everything a spam is detected, I just hit the link from my outlook and there it goes. This is cool as blog spams are still not that about 20 mails a day.

Posted by: Brajeshwar on October 14, 2003 09:23 AM

As soon as I have a little free time I will replace the comment form by a small flash version which might include various kinds of checks. And if it finds keywords like viagra, casino etc. it will send that IP directly to the blocking script instead of adding the comment.

But as I read Sam might come up with a similar solution soon.

Posted by: Mario on October 14, 2003 09:38 AM

You don't seem to understand this whole patent thing. Here's how it works...
1. I create a ridiculously vague and unreasonable patent on Penis Enlargement couture.
2. I sit on my lazy ass and wait for somebody to actually do something innovative with the idea.
3. You create t-shirts.
4. I sue you for billions of dollars.

I hope that makes it clearer to you. Now take your tshirts offline and then pay me a truck-load-o-cash please.

Posted by: Michael Conger on October 14, 2003 06:42 PM
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